It’s because you make little girls’ ginies tickle and when little girls’ ginies tickle, I make money

I have nothing against the Jonas Brothers or purity rings (Hey! it’s your call), but this has got to be one of my favorite South Park episodes! This video summarizes the best parts from Episode 1, Season 13. More Info: http://southpark.wikia.com/wiki/The_Ring

Mickey Mouse Top 3 Lines:

  • “Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers? Ha-ha. Your music sucks and you know it! Ha-ha! It’s because you make little girls’ ginies tickle…and when little girls’ ginies tickle, I make money. Ha-ha. And that’s because little girls are fucking stupid! Ha-ha.”
  • “You have to wear the purity rings, because that’s how we can sell sex to little girls. Ha-ha. You see, if we make the posters of little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear the purity rings, or else Disney company looks bad. Ha-ha.”
  • “You think God is in control here? Ha-ha. I’m in control! I’ve been in control since the ’50s, in case you haven’t noticed! Ha-ha.”

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